Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Why is "bra" Singular and "panties" Plural?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

**Thanks to my Uncle Alan for passing on these funny thoughts!


ItsPeet said...

hehe yeah, how many people does it take to be considered a crowd rather than just a group? :)